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50 Lies All Girls Tell Themselves Before They Go Out Clubbing




There’s a process we all go through to prepare ourselves for a wild night out on the town with our girlfriends.

It requires eating the appropriate lunch and dinner, about two hours in the bathroom with a bottle of wine and some party music while we get ready, and last but not least, it requires giving ourselves a firm lecture in the reflection of the mirror before we leave the house.

Usually in the drunk lecture we give ourselves there are about 50 promises mad, and they generally involve the following:

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